Cornflakes

> A reggeli cornflakes eves muveszete lepesrol-lepesre, 15 honaposoknak:
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> 1. Bambi szemekkel gyozd meg Apat/Anyat, hogy csinaljon neked egy tal cornflakes. Persze csak melegitett tejjel!
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> 2. Amint megkapod, nezd a talat es Apat/Anyat egy darabig, unottan, majd razd a fejed, hogy te nem is ezt kertel.
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> 3. Forditsd fel a talat ugy, hogy a cornflakes elotted, a tal meg a foldon landoljon. A tej meg rajtad. (A legjobb ha ezt gyakorlod, ezt lehet tokeletesiteni!)
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> 4. Oromunnep
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> 5. Maszatold szet a kajat es vegul egyesevel csipegesd fel. Jo etvagyat!
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> 'How to eat your breakfast cereal' - a step-by-step guide for 15 months old:
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> 1. Get Mum/Dad to make you a bowl of cereal. Be specific: bambi eyes, tap your chair, point out the cereal box. Make sure they warm up the milk, too.
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> 2. Once you've got the bowl, pretend that it's not what you asked for. Look unamused. Shake your head. Don't touch the bowl.
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> 3. As soon as Mum/Dad looks away, turn the bowl upside down! Careful - good skills required: the cereal should land on your chair, and the bowl on the floor. The milk should be all over you!
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> 4. Celebrate!
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> 5. Make a mess! Cover your chair with the cereal, and then start picking it one by one. Bon appetit!
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